Mix three hyperactive, sexually-excitable demigods (demigodlike things) together and you have a recipe for crack ( Read more... )

The mess is spread quite liberally throughout a series of rooms in the mansion, following a trail of gore that simply grows more and more gruesome as you move from one victim to the next.

( Warning: This is-- disgusting. Less disgusting than it could be but disgusting nonetheless. There is no other way to put it. Consider yourself warned. )

There's an impromptu pirate ship in the middle of the room.

It's mostly made of chairs, blankets, and cushions, but it does have an actual Jolly Roger flag stuck in the "crow's nest", and that's all that really matters to the co-captains of the ship -- one Jack Sparrow Junior and one apocalyptic spawn named TROUBLE. Both are completely decked ( Read more... )

*oh look, he's happy and bouncy and a hippie! He's Richard White!*

Hey! I'm Richard, I'm the head chef and owner of a delightful little vegetarian place -- Soylent Greens. Um... nice to be here?

Typist: Bastard son of a hippie and a John Constantine. Whoop whoop!